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Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Pit Bulls

10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you're up getting a soda.
9.They will take the treat you get them and bury it in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet, making you do the laundry...AGAIN.
7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
6. They will cause children to smile.
5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.
4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.
3. They will cause widespread happiness in large group settings.
2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they might snap in half.
And the Number 1 reason not to trust vicious pitbulls is.........
1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night.
By: Patrick's Pals
https://www.facebook.com/HelpPatricksPals

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